Dr. Archibald "Arch" Macadamia
Former Chief Scenario Architect, Department of Hypothetical Catastrophes
The Backstory
For fifteen years, Dr. Arch Macadamia sat behind a desk at the highly classified Department of Hypothetical Catastrophes (D.H.C.), mapping out worst-case scenarios for events that would probably never happen. From rogue meteorites targeting specific coffee shops, to the sociological impact of synchronized international yawning—Arch calculated it all.
But after predicting the "Great Standing Desk Fatigue Epidemic of 2024" and being laughed out of the boardroom, Arch went rogue.
The Digital Corkboard
ArchLinks is his digital corkboard—a manic collection of red string, pushpins, and leaked files connecting the dots of everyday human existence. It's where he exposes the truth about optimization, wellness, and surviving the absurdities of the modern matrix.
He currently operates from an undisclosed location (suspected to be a corrugated iron shed somewhere behind a roadhouse in the Australian Outback) with decent Wi-Fi and an endless supply of moderately terrible coffee.
Transparency Disclaimer
ArchLinks is a satirical wellness and productivity project. While Dr. Arch Macadamia is a fictional whistleblower fighting the D.H.C., the underlying advice, productivity frameworks, and health information shared on this site come from our personal research and what we think is genuinely valuable. Always do your own research to see what works best for you, and consult a professional if needed.