
How to Be More Productive in the Morning (Without Hating Yourself)
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The Early Bird gets the worm. The Second Mouse gets the cheese. You? You are a tired sloth. Here's how to function anyway.
Questionable answers to reasonable questions
Self-improvement advice with a twist of absurdity.

The Early Bird gets the worm. The Second Mouse gets the cheese. You? You are a tired sloth. Here's how to function anyway.

Field notes from observing the gym ecosystem's feeding patterns. Spoiler: the burrito was a mistake.