This is a list of quotes that I have seen that I thought were funny or cool. Winston Churchill was certainly a good source of amusement for myself.
"I've had thousands of problems in my life, most of which never actually happened." Mark Twain
"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored." - Aldous Huxley
"The one thing we learn from history is that we do not learn from history." Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel