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Self-improvement advice with a twist of absurdity.

Natural Ways to Have More Energy
A practical guide to restoring your energy levels, and why the Pyramids were executive solar chargers.

How to Get Back to Sleep After Waking Up: The No-Panic Guide
Waking up at 3AM? Don't panic. Here is a practical, slightly absurd guide to defeating the clock, lowering cortisol, and tricking your brain back into sleep mode.

How to Stop Overthinking
A comprehensive guide to stop your brain from hosting 2AM committee meetings about the past, featuring the Department of Hypothetical Catastrophes.

How to Recover from Burnout
A guide for the critically tired, featuring emotional resignation letters, the myth of 'pushing through', and why your brain has decided to become a potato.

How to Stop Drinking at Home (A Guide for Stressed Humans)
An anthropological study of the 'One Glass' loophole, featuring the Suburban Wine Migration, the Wine Goblin, and the recycling bin of shame.

How to Drink Less Alcohol (But Still Have a Good Time Out)
A survival guide for the social drinker who wants to avoid the 'Morning After' creature. How to survive the pub without waking up with The Fear.

How to Break Your Streaming Addiction
Your TV is worried about you. Your streaming service is thrilled. Here's how to reclaim your evenings.

How to Be More Productive in the Morning (Without Hating Yourself)
The Early Bird gets the worm. The Second Mouse gets the cheese. You? You are a tired sloth. Here's how to function anyway.