This is a list of quotes that I have seen that I thought were funny or cool. Winston Churchill was certainly a good source of amusement for myself.

• "I've had thousands of problems in my life, most of which never actually happened." Mark Twain

• "Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored." - Aldous Huxley

• "The one thing we learn from history is that we do not learn from history." Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel