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Self-improvement advice with a twist of absurdity.

How to Break Your Streaming Addiction
Your TV is worried about you. Your streaming service is thrilled. Here's how to reclaim your evenings.

How to Be More Productive in the Morning (Without Hating Yourself)
The Early Bird gets the worm. The Second Mouse gets the cheese. You? You are a tired sloth. Here's how to function anyway.

Why You Can't Stick to a Sleep Schedule
Your circadian rhythm has filed a grievance. Your streaming service has sent congratulations. Here's what's actually happening.

How to Stop Checking Your Phone So Much
Your phone is in a relationship with you, and it's toxic. Here's how to break up (or at least set boundaries).

How to Actually Finish a Side Project (For Once)
You've started dozens. You've finished... let's not count. Here's why that happens and what might actually help.

How to Stop Procrastinating (You're Doing It Right Now)
You searched for this instead of doing the thing. Let's acknowledge that and move forward together.

How to Be More Confident
Field notes on the elusive trait of confidence, featuring fake studies, rejection letters from your own psyche, and advice that might actually work.
