Trogdor the Burninator
Trogdor the Burninator
Trogdor the Flash game is very addictive. You are Trodgor the Burninator (see Creation of Trogdor if you don't know who Trogdor is, it's hilarious for those with a strange sense of humour) and your task is to burninate the peasants and their thatched roof cottages. Stomp peasants and achieve your burnination powers and then set peasants and their villages on fire. Trogdor the Burninator LIVES for stomping peasants and setting their thatched roofed cottages on fire!
When all the villages are burnt down you advance to the next level (there are over 30, but after level 27 they start repeating with higher speeds). Remember, even though you are a nasty legend of a dragon... patience is very important when hunting peasants. Also taking breaks from burning peasants will do wonders for your game score.
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Funny Stuff
Here are some links to think that made me laugh at some point. Be warned, I have a strange sense of humour.
Sites that are updated with Funny Stuff
Maddox - The Best Page In The Universe - Maddox... he doesn't update very often anymore, but there is plenty of gold to be found here. Maddox tells it like it is... or how it isn't really but in an amusing way. Maddox can get on some peoples wrong side though, so you probably don't want to head over to his site if you are a bit sensitive... or even the tiniest bit sensative. Personally I laugh my arse off. Try this one out as a litmus test Maddox grades childrens' artwork. Personally I was crying I was laughing so hard when I first read this... but then I'm a strange guy.
Strongbad's Email - This is normally quite a good source of entertainment. Cartoon type animations in response to emails. The rest of the site is strangely nowhere near as funny... but you get that. There are also some games here. Look out for Trogdor. Trogdor the Burninator is awesome-O.
Viral Video - Has lots of short videos in the realms of "stupid-sexy-weird-funny". Viral Video also supports Real Player, Microsoft Media Player and Apple's Quicktime players. What is pretty special is how it cycles through a playlist without you having to do anything. You can be in autopilot while is keeps playing short movie clips for you. You can use existing video playlists, or create your own.
F1 Cars: Formula One News and Links
I am a pretty avid fan of F1 even though the FIA seems to always be trying their best to mess things up.
See below for useful links to keep up to date with the world of Formula 1.
F1 News Sites
Fantasy Book Reviews
Hi. I have read a lot of science fantasy books in my time and this page is where I am going to tell you about the books you should be reading. If I'm feeling nice, I may even spare you some time and tell you about the science fantasy books you should be avoiding as well. I'll start by writing a little introduction to what I look for in a book (actually I lied, I started with what I don't look for in a book)
I guess over the years I have come to prefer books where I don't automatically know what the story line is. I prefer a book to be a bit of a challenge to read. I don't want to read the first chapter and already know that "Bob" (main character) is going to go off and find the "thing-a-ma-jig" (some kind of magic item) and kill "Joe" (okay, maybe he doesn't sound it, but he is the evil dude) whilst travelling to "Mount Scarey" (destination where something (scarey) is going to happen, needs saving, is the residence of thing-a-ma-jig or countless other variations that have been done to death) and at the end, Bob marries "Jane" (some hot chick who is probably a princess, which more than likely is a big surprise to Bob) and his tag along party all cheer and get merry... apart from maybe "Milton" (you don't want to be Milton, he is one of Bob's mates, the poor sod who nobody took that much notice of and gets knocked off at the end so we can feel like there was great loss in getting to Mount Scarey). Sound like a David Eddings book to you?
Don't get me wrong, I loved David Eddings (well his books) when I was starting out. I probably would enjoy them if I read them again. If you haven't read them, you will probably enjoy them too. I'm just saying that I look for something a little more in my books these days.